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Sandwich rage: Man calls 911 over garnish error
Firstcoastnews.com is reporting that a man in Jacksonville, Florida, called 911 after the Subway sandwich he ordered was not made to his liking. Witnesses inside the store say Peterson eventually...
View Article‘I’m not sending officers down to enforce the making of your cheeseburger’
After a man in Jacksonville, Florida, called 911 because the Subway sandwich he ordered was not made to his liking, other similarly ridiculous calls to authorities have surfaced. In this 2007 youtube...
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Man dialed 911 when lemonade ran out
Have Americans become so self-absorbed they have to call 911 when food is not to their liking? First it was a dude in Jacksonville, FL, who called 911 because he didn’t like the way his Subway sandwich...
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McNuggets are not a 911 emergency
In yet another example of America’s slide toward Idiocracy, a Florida woman called 911 after paying for 10 Chicken McNuggets and told that no deep-fried chicken bits were available and would she like...
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Fast food vigilante
In an attempt to upstage upset fast food patrons who call 911 when they don’t get their McNuggets, lemonade, cheeseburger or proper garnish, a man in Peoria IL took the law into his own hands. PJ...
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Oregon. man upset by McDonald’s order repeatedly calls 911
Oregon appears to be an emerging state for 911 wackos – rivaling Florida and Texas – after a 23-year-old called 911 Friday to complain about his order at a McDonald’s in Clackamas, Ore. Last month, a...
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Texas woman calls 911 when husband refuses to eat dinner
Continuing the decline into idiocracy, a Texas woman faces charges after calling 911 30 times over six months, most recently to complain that her husband wouldn’t eat his dinner. Last Friday, the woman...
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US woman calls 911 because she got the wrong Chinese food
Police in Savannah, Georgia took to reminding residents today that they should only use 911 for emergencies. Because apparently, calling and asking for officers to come to the Hong Kong restaurant on...
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Tennessee woman arrested for calling 911 to complain about ‘nasty’ hamburger...
The latest entry to our food-related 911 Hall of Shame is Donna Marie Nichols of Rockwood, Tennessee (right, exactly as shown) who called 911 twice to complain about a substandard fast food hamburger....
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Couple call 911 when they don’t get hash browns at Arizona McDonald’s
An Arizona couple who didn’t receive the hash browns they ordered at a McDonald’s allegedly decided to call 911 to complain, adding them to our list of dumb-things-people-do-with-emergency-numbers.
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Man calls 911 to report undercooked chicken
Sometimes folks are complacent when they order food and it comes to their table or home not to their liking. I had an experience with my dad when I was a teenager, being the nice Canadian he is,...
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Ohio woman arrested for calling 911 about bad Chinese food
A 44-year-old Ohio woman was arrested Monday after calling 911 to report Chinese food that was “not up to par for her liking,” according to police. Tracey McCloud, of Alliance, placed the call to the...
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Man dialed 911 when lemonade ran out
Have Americans become so self-absorbed they have to call 911 when food is not to their liking? First it was a dude in Jacksonville, FL, who called 911 because he didn’t like the way his Subway sandwich...
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McNuggets are not a 911 emergency
In yet another example of America’s slide toward Idiocracy, a Florida woman called 911 after paying for 10 Chicken McNuggets and told that no deep-fried chicken bits were available and would she like...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Fast food vigilante
In an attempt to upstage upset fast food patrons who call 911 when they don’t get their McNuggets, lemonade, cheeseburger or proper garnish, a man in Peoria IL took the law into his own hands. PJ...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Oregon. man upset by McDonald’s order repeatedly calls 911
Oregon appears to be an emerging state for 911 wackos – rivaling Florida and Texas – after a 23-year-old called 911 Friday to complain about his order at a McDonald’s in Clackamas, Ore. Last month, a...
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Texas woman calls 911 when husband refuses to eat dinner
Continuing the decline into idiocracy, a Texas woman faces charges after calling 911 30 times over six months, most recently to complain that her husband wouldn’t eat his dinner. Last Friday, the woman...
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US woman calls 911 because she got the wrong Chinese food
Police in Savannah, Georgia took to reminding residents today that they should only use 911 for emergencies. Because apparently, calling and asking for officers to come to the Hong Kong restaurant on...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Tennessee woman arrested for calling 911 to complain about ‘nasty’ hamburger...
The latest entry to our food-related 911 Hall of Shame is Donna Marie Nichols of Rockwood, Tennessee (right, exactly as shown) who called 911 twice to complain about a substandard fast food hamburger....
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Man dialed 911 when lemonade ran out
Have Americans become so self-absorbed they have to call 911 when food is not to their liking? First it was a dude in Jacksonville, FL, who called 911 because he didn’t like the way his Subway sandwich...
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